D__ is a bowling champion and hack artist born during the squall of social injustice in Dade County, Michigan in the late 1940s.

He stole the suit from a guy named "Howie."

D__ enjoys playing flute naked around a campfire while sampling the fruits of the Native Trustafarian tribes. His claim to fame is walking barefoot from the kitchen to the bathroom and back TWICE without stepping on a roach.

He's still waiting to hear from Ripley's.